666 Rules

Just a reminder, this admin can’t come up with the rules all on her own! The ask box and the...

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:38:00 -0400

Just a reminder, this admin can’t come up with the rules all on her own! The ask box and the submission box are both open! I need YOUR help! Come on sinners, I know you’ve got some great rules!

Rule 609. No fondling the other carnies.

Wed, 16 May 2012 21:58:28 -0400

Rule 120. Don't stare at The Tamer's bad eye, he's very sensitive.

Wed, 16 May 2012 21:40:16 -0400

Rule 384. Long live the Carnival!

Wed, 16 May 2012 21:34:56 -0400

Rule 34. Don't pretend you don't know what Rule 34 is.

Mon, 14 May 2012 21:38:38 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 315. Trust Scorpion

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:59:35 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 62. No line cutting.

Mon, 14 May 2012 01:59:30 -0400

Rule 308. You MUST spread the Plague and show your Rat Claws.

Sun, 13 May 2012 18:43:20 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 33. Your maquillage is your mask. Your mask is your liberation. Apply it neatly and without vulgarity.

Sun, 13 May 2012 18:41:57 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 99. If you've got 99 problems, a bitch should not be one.

Sun, 13 May 2012 15:08:24 -0400

Rule 126. All acts must be approved by nobody.

Sun, 13 May 2012 15:07:02 -0400

Rule 90. All delinquents will get the REPO treatment.

Sun, 13 May 2012 15:05:00 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 393. Turn the page for Rule 394.

Sun, 13 May 2012 13:22:28 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 442. Poke Edward Cullen, with a cattle prod, daily.

Sun, 13 May 2012 06:22:21 -0400

Rule 93. Do not fart near an open flame. We're sick of rebuilding the carnival.

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:14:10 -0400

Rule 234. NEVER interrupt Lucifer mid-song, or be prepared to be part of Scorpion's act.

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:09:06 -0400

Rule 17. No bitching about cell phone reception. This is Hell, what did you expect?

Sat, 12 May 2012 23:46:03 -0400

Rule 653. Making the Magician uncomfortable is not only accepted, but encouraged. Ask him if you can play with his wand.

Sat, 12 May 2012 18:21:04 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 307. Ignore rule 306

Sat, 12 May 2012 17:31:12 -0400

-Reader submitted rule

Rule 306. Do not kiss the painted doll.

Sat, 12 May 2012 15:48:42 -0400

-Reader submitted rule