Just a reminder, this admin can’t come up with the rules all on her own! The ask box and the submission box are both open! I need YOUR help! Come on sinners, I know you’ve got some great rules!

1 year ago

Rule 609. No fondling the other carnies.

1 year ago

Rule 120. Don’t stare at The Tamer’s bad eye, he’s very sensitive.

1 year ago

Rule 384. Long live the Carnival!

1 year ago

Rule 34. Don’t pretend you don’t know what Rule 34 is.

-Reader submitted rule

1 year ago

Rule 315. Trust Scorpion

-Reader submitted rule

1 year ago

Rule 62. No line cutting.

1 year ago

Rule 308. You MUST spread the Plague and show your Rat Claws.

-Reader submitted rule

1 year ago

Rule 33. Your maquillage is your mask. Your mask is your liberation. Apply it neatly and without vulgarity.

-Reader submitted rule

1 year ago

Rule 99. If you’ve got 99 problems, a bitch should not be one.

1 year ago